Lars’ ladies are on strike!
Mar 6th, 2009 | By mervi | Category: Featured articles06.03.2009 by Mervi, Photos by Viktor
A real drama has been played at the Berlin Zoo. Nancy, Tosca and Katjuscha started negotiating of their ‘salary’ but Lars wasn’t very understanding….
Lars: Hello ladies! What’s up?
Ladies in chorus: We are celebrating an anniversary.
Lars: Anniversary? What anniversary?
Ladies in chorus: Our spring outfits are exactly 5 years old today!!
Lars: Oh, I thought it was something important….
Tosca: How dare you? Something important…This is important for us. There are lots of photographers here every day and we look like a bunch of bag ladies! We demand a fat allowance so we can buy some new clothes and bags and hats and….Fräulein Flocke is always looking so elegant and she has lots of handbags, too!
Lars: Hehehee…ladies, ladies , you look always so gorgeous. You don’t need any new clothes!
Ladies in chorus: IS THAT SO??
Lars: Dear ladies, forget the clothes now. How about a little romance…blink, blink…
Ladies in chorus: Here’s some romance for you, you Casanova!
Tosca: Well, there’s only one thing to do. From now on we do like Lysistrate – we go on strike!
Lars: What is Lysistrate? What do you mean by going to strike? Are you refusing to eat?
Ladies in chorus: You Don Juan, go and read some Greek dramas and don’t come back until you’ve learned your lesson and give us our allowance!
Lars (thinking): Oh no, no romance, no flirting, no anything….and as if that wasn’t enough I have to read Greek dramas..Those ladies really drive me crazy….Oh well, where’s the nearest library? A bear’s got to do what a bear’s got to do!
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Mervi! This is so funny!
I bet the polar bear ladies said exactly that. They decided to go on a strike right smack in the beginning of the spring. That’s cruel -thought Lars.
Very funny Mervi. Lars the Don Juan needs to understand that playas with harems have obligations to keep the ladies in designer fur ( not being politically incorrect here I hope??). Boasting about your world-famous son Knut and all his loot can only work as a chic magnet for so long. After a while, you must produce some gold credit cards or cold hard cash to keep these high maintenance babes happy…..right Nancy, Tosca and Katy?
You go girls!!
Dress the ladies in Dior I say! Or maybe Knut could fashion up some Rodarte-themed jute bag garments with hand-sewn Swarovski crystals. Nothing but the very best for these fine dames.
I had a big laugh, so funny!!!!
Thanks a lot!
Birgit
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I just found this story – hahahahaha! The photos go so well too! Thanks a lot!
Rosemary
Poor Lars, you have to face it: The women’s lib movement has now reached the polar bear ladies. Male chauvinism is being challenged by women’s solidarity.
haha! The gals look like quite a posse in these photos! Like what you see down at the mall, shopping.