Lars’ ladies are on strike!

Mar 6th, 2009 | By | Category: Featured articles

06.03.2009 by Mervi, Photos by Viktor

A real drama has been played at the Berlin Zoo. Nancy, Tosca and Katjuscha started negotiating of their ‘salary’ but Lars wasn’t very understanding….

Lars: Hello ladies! What’s up?

Ladies in chorus: We are celebrating an anniversary.

Lars: Anniversary? What anniversary?

Ladies in chorus: Our spring outfits are exactly 5 years old today!!

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 Lars: Oh, I thought it was something important….

Tosca: How dare you? Something important…This is important for us. There are lots of photographers here every day and we look like a bunch of bag ladies! We demand a fat allowance so we can buy some new clothes and bags and hats and….Fräulein Flocke is always looking so elegant and she has lots of handbags, too!

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Lars: Hehehee…ladies, ladies , you look always so gorgeous. You don’t need any new clothes! 

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 Ladies in chorus: IS THAT SO??

Lars: Dear ladies, forget the clothes now. How about a little romance…blink, blink…

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Ladies in chorus: Here’s some romance for you, you Casanova!

 Tosca: Well, there’s only one thing to do. From now on we do like Lysistrate – we go on strike!

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Lars: What is Lysistrate? What do you mean by going to strike? Are you refusing to eat?

Ladies in chorus: You Don Juan, go and read some Greek dramas and don’t come back until you’ve learned your lesson and give us our allowance!

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Lars (thinking): Oh no, no romance, no flirting, no anything….and as if that wasn’t enough I have to read Greek dramas..Those ladies really drive me crazy….Oh well, where’s the nearest library? A bear’s got to do what a bear’s got to do!

 

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  1. Leaf March 6th, 2009 6:45 am

    Mervi! This is so funny!
    I bet the polar bear ladies said exactly that. They decided to go on a strike right smack in the beginning of the spring. That’s cruel -thought Lars.
    :)

  2. Luisa March 6th, 2009 11:14 am

    ;) :);) I laught a lot, these ladies are very intelligent. Our Casanova will have to be very creative to leave of this situation. He He.

  3. Celinne March 6th, 2009 4:42 pm

    Very funny Mervi. Lars the Don Juan needs to understand that playas with harems have obligations to keep the ladies in designer fur ( not being politically incorrect here I hope??). Boasting about your world-famous son Knut and all his loot can only work as a chic magnet for so long. After a while, you must produce some gold credit cards or cold hard cash to keep these high maintenance babes happy…..right Nancy, Tosca and Katy?
    You go girls!!

  4. Betsy March 7th, 2009 6:41 am

    Dress the ladies in Dior I say! Or maybe Knut could fashion up some Rodarte-themed jute bag garments with hand-sewn Swarovski crystals. Nothing but the very best for these fine dames.

  5. Birgit/Knuts Aussenposten im Indischen Ozean March 7th, 2009 7:15 pm

    I had a big laugh, so funny!!!!
    Thanks a lot!

    Birgit

    Birgit/Knuts Aussenposten im Indischen Ozean’s last blog post..Eine Vermisstenanzeige….Petra, bitte melde dich!

  6. Rosemary March 8th, 2009 10:19 am

    I just found this story – hahahahaha! The photos go so well too! Thanks a lot!
    Rosemary

  7. Bauz March 10th, 2009 5:43 am

    Poor Lars, you have to face it: The women’s lib movement has now reached the polar bear ladies. Male chauvinism is being challenged by women’s solidarity.

  8. Paula March 11th, 2009 5:41 am

    haha! The gals look like quite a posse in these photos! Like what you see down at the mall, shopping.