Jemma’s Beauty & Wellness Academy
May 12th, 2018 | By mervi | Category: Ranua12.5.2018 by Jemma, Photos by Marko Junttila, Ranua Wildlife Park
Hello! This is your friend Jemma in Ranua calling. Because I get so many compliments for my good looks I decided to establish a Beauty & Wellness Academy and share some of my best beauty advice with you.
I know that this time of the year you’re all trying to loose weight so you would be fit for your bikinis. Maybe this advice comes a little late but this is what I do. I start hibernating in November and wake up in March. During the ‘nap time’ I’ve lost a lot of weight!
OK, I understand most of you can’t do that so I just say: CARRY YOUR KILOS WITH PRIDE!!
However, it’s easier to carry the kilos if you’re in good shape otherwise. Please, take a look at the photos and follow my example! I’m sure you’ll get more agile ….. and, Mervi, make sure there’s somebody to help you get up after the exercises! 🙂
Please, don’t forget the stretching!
All four paws in the air – what a feeling!! – Sorry, but you have to settle with only two legs in the air ….
I always begin my day with a thorough face wash. The snow is an excellent face masque but if you haven’t got snow just use water …..
It’s wonderful to do the yoga/aerobics in the snow but even grass will do! Very soon I have to do my exercices on the green stuff, too. We still have snow in Ranua but it’s melting very rapidly.
I’ve heard funny stories of the twolegged ladies shaving their legs. Do they really do that? What could possibly be more charming than a furry leg with perfectly pawicured nails?
In my opinion the furry look always beats the naked look! How would I look without my fur. I’m shivering just thinking of it! But mind you – FURS ARE ONLY FOR THOSE BORN WITH THEM!!!
Oh, I see I have a feathered student in my Beauty & Wellness Academy! Hello, birdie!
Time for the finishing stretching ….
…. and some meditation …..
Now I’m ready for the new day and new adventures!
I wish you all lots of health, beauty and happiness! Please, don’t get depressed if you can’t be as beautiful as I am – nobody can!!
Love from Jemma
The Bearal Manager of the Beauty & Wellness Academy
Dear Mervi and Marko
Thank you for the fantastic photos.
Jemma had much fun,rolling in the
snow and doing her stretching ex-
cersices. The raven is superviser.
Greetings
Chris 🙂
Liebe Mervi,
das Wellnessprogramm von Jemma ist wunderbar und macht sooo schlank!
Herrliche Dialoge hast du dieser Bärendame in den Mund gelegt, da hätte ich
dich auch gerne als Motivationstrainerin.
Jemma genießt zurecht den letzten Schnee, der nun auch bald im hohen Norden etwas schmilzt.
Hab vielen Dank für den erheiternden Beitrag und liebe Grüße!
Britta-Gudrun
Dear Mervi and Marko!
Thank you for the new charming pics and the good advice from sweet Jemma!
“CARRY YOUR KILOS WITH PRIDE!!” That´s easier said than done, every spring I try hard to get rid of them….
It would be so cool if we could loose them like Jemma while we´re sleeping.
The pics of her doing her exercises are ever so cute. It´s obvious she´s having fun rolling and stretching in the snow.
I love her little paws!
The raven looks gorgeous too. His feathers are shining beautifully in the sun.
Hugs
Anke
Dear Mervi, dear Marko!
Thank you for the wonderful pictures of Jemma. She enjoyed the snow.
Hugs
Ludmila
Liebe Mervi, lieber Marko,
vielen Dank für die wunderschönen Bilder von Jemma.,
Sie genießt den Schnee noch so richtig. Und ihr Wellness-Programm kann sich sehen lassen.
Sportliche Dame.
Liebe Grüße
Monika
Liebe Mervi, lieber Marko!
Wunderbare Idee, diese Academy. Ich will gleich dorthin. Jemma sieht so gut aus. ich bin neidisch.
Jemmas beine sind fantastisch. Ich habe nur einige arme Haaren.
Fotos sind fantastisch.
Hugs
TBM
Dear Mervi You have really done a lovely programme with Jemma. I think she looks fantastic and makes a great teacher.
Snow really tones the fur though mud works very well.too.
Liebe Mervi und lieber Marko,
Jemmas Gymnastik ist eine annehmbare Herausforderung, aber eine Hilfe beim Austehen wäre gut.
Natürlich kommen wir an ihre pelzige Schönheit nicht heran und so bleibt uns nur ein bischen Neid.
Vielen Dank für die schönen Bilder und witzigen Texte von Jemmas Schönheits-Programm.
Liebe Grüße Moni K
Thank you very much, dear JEMMA and MERVI (and also Marko JUNTTILA).
Oh, how much I would like to have/get such a wellness-package – I M M E D I A T E L Y !
(simply: I would prefer a warm ground instead of the snow! – You understand!!??)
MERVI – this is a very charming accompanying text. Fun!
And JEMMA’s looks are simply ‘sooo lieb und ‘entwaffnend’.
This one is ‘unbeatable’!: https://farm1.staticflickr.com/970/28181961308_2a1038b058_o.jpg